Leslie's own personal page

Since I have had my little girl, things have come out of my mouth that I swore would never come out.  I have no idea where they come from.  Some of them I heard when I was younger and some just come out.  I do things that I promised myself that I would never do.  For example, I have learned that mommy spit will wash anything off of a small face.  I am sure if it were analyzed in some lab somewhere and replicated, it would be the most powerful cleaning agent ever.  Chocolate milk mustache?  No problem.  Let me lick my thumb and stay right there!

Do we as moms share some kind of universal brain?  Is that where these profound sayings come from?

I don't care who started it.  I'm finishing it.

1....2....two and a half....  You don't want me to finish counting do you?

I'm so sorry you hurt your foot.  I'll kiss it for you.

Here, let me get a tissue.  BLOW!!!

Do you want this on the Dora plate or the Care bears?  Or strawberry shortcake?

No, I understand that you are really really hungry.  I can make you a sandwich, but you can not eat candy.  (Where did my fun go?)

If you keep on, you'll have two time-outs. 

You are the little girl and I'm the mommy.  One day you'll be the mommy.

Because I'm the mommy, thats why.

Who is this "mommy" person and why do you keep saying her name?